Everyday depression in a beautiful dress

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Illuminating Quotes, Visualised – Part XV
Usually this quote comes up as being credited to ‘Unknown,’ but I thought ‘The Laws of Physics’ were a perfectly good (and far more credible) stand in;

“If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it’s yours. If it doesn’t, it was never yours to begin with.”

I think this is actually less fatalistic than it might first come off as – I take it to mean that when something makes sense for you, be it a person or an occupational activity or an experiential opportunity, it’s likely to come back to you by following similar means as it did the first time. Seems logical and physically lawful enough for me.
For a fascinating read on trying to track down its original source, look at Quote Investigator’s impressive research.

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James Franco - GQ Comedy Issue - June 2013

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yamino:

Now I know why I’ve got these weird gender confusions, must be because I was reading the wrong stories as a child! They should put a warning on these things! God forbid a girl starts reading tales of mystery, suspense, and adventure. Next thing, she’ll be getting ideas, and thinking…

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teenage-drrtbag:

If only all men were like this.

If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow

There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that

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Oh hell no you better listen the fuck up dickwads
I was about to go to sleep and then this bullshit showed up on my dash and you have all earned yourselves fedoras so sit down, shut up, and educate your stupid asses.
“Putting them in the friendzone”? I’m sorry did you mean “I was nice to a girl and I cared about her and I’m bitter because she didn’t want me back?” Or was it “I believe that if I love another person they’re a bitch for just wanting to be friends.” Perhaps it was “I treated her (or pretended to, rather) like a person instead of a sexual object and now she’s not being a sexual object for me like I deserve.” No, wait, it’s “friendship with a girl makes me angry because I’m a self-entitled shithead who feels like if I want to be with a girl she has to accept that regardless of her feelings or else she’s a total bitch.”
The friendzone is the concept that a girl wanting to be your friend is somehow this inherently awful thing. Like, wow, did it occur to you that she thought you were, I dunno, FRIENDS? Did it occur to you that maybe she doesn’t feel romantically towards you but she still wants you to be part of her life because she thinks you’re a great person? I mean, if this is your reaction you’re wrong, because if you think friendzoning is a thing then clearly you’re a fucktrumpet but that’s beside the point.
Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. There are no punchcards to fill out to get to sex that you are apparently entitled to.
There is no friendzone, there are only people who don’t know how to behave like they’re not five-year-olds who don’t know how to take “no” for an answer.
Now I’m going to sleep. Disrespectful misogynistic asswagons.

Wow. Fucktrumpet, Asswagons? You are amazing at swearing. Like seriously amazing.

FUCKTRUMPET.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out.

HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU

everyone better read that long amazing comment!!!!!!!

I wish boys were like this

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andkimmm:

i believe that when you know how to physically touch a girl, is when you really have her. hand placement and the use of your hands is everything, remember that gentlemen.

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