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mappleton: Illuminating Quotes, Visualised – Part XV Usually...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:06:57 -0400

Illuminating Quotes, Visualised – Part XV

Usually this quote comes up as being credited to ‘Unknown,’ but I thought ‘The Laws of Physics’ were a perfectly good (and far more credible) stand in;

“If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it’s yours. If it doesn’t, it was never yours to begin with.”

I think this is actually less fatalistic than it might first come off as – I take it to mean that when something makes sense for you, be it a person or an occupational activity or an experiential opportunity, it’s likely to come back to you by following similar means as it did the first time. Seems logical and physically lawful enough for me.

For a fascinating read on trying to track down its original source, look at Quote Investigator’s impressive research.

bradleycoopr: Leo wants some coffee

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:52:54 -0400

bradleycoopr:

Leo wants some coffee

James Franco - GQ Comedy Issue - June 2013

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:43:41 -0400

James Franco - GQ Comedy Issue - June 2013

the-absolute-funniest-posts: FOR KIDS HOW DID I MISS...

Tue, 21 May 2013 06:04:37 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

FOR KIDS

HOW DID I MISS THIS

DAMMIT

DAMMIT

DAMMIT

yamino: Now I know why I’ve got these weird gender confusions,...

Tue, 21 May 2013 06:04:19 -0400

yamino:

Now I know why I’ve got these weird gender confusions, must be because I was reading the wrong stories as a child! They should put a warning on these things! God forbid a girl starts reading tales of mystery, suspense, and adventure. Next thing, she’ll be getting ideas, and thinking…

mericanfootball: This is a valuable lesson

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:16:54 -0400

mericanfootball:

This is a valuable lesson

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Mon, 20 May 2013 18:16:40 -0400

a-fault-in-my-stars: mendthebroken: acid-child: supergreak: h...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:16:24 -0400

a-fault-in-my-stars:

mendthebroken:

acid-child:

supergreak:

halffizzbin:

thechronicleofshe:

pinkhairedlesbianadventures:

coachela:

rehability:

sadaholic:

loudwhisperss:

teenage-drrtbag:

If only all men were like this.

If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow

There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that

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Oh hell no you better listen the fuck up dickwads

I was about to go to sleep and then this bullshit showed up on my dash and you have all earned yourselves fedoras so sit down, shut up, and educate your stupid asses.

“Putting them in the friendzone”? I’m sorry did you mean “I was nice to a girl and I cared about her and I’m bitter because she didn’t want me back?” Or was it “I believe that if I love another person they’re a bitch for just wanting to be friends.” Perhaps it was “I treated her (or pretended to, rather) like a person instead of a sexual object and now she’s not being a sexual object for me like I deserve.” No, wait, it’s “friendship with a girl makes me angry because I’m a self-entitled shithead who feels like if I want to be with a girl she has to accept that regardless of her feelings or else she’s a total bitch.”

The friendzone is the concept that a girl wanting to be your friend is somehow this inherently awful thing. Like, wow, did it occur to you that she thought you were, I dunno, FRIENDS? Did it occur to you that maybe she doesn’t feel romantically towards you but she still wants you to be part of her life because she thinks you’re a great person? I mean, if this is your reaction you’re wrong, because if you think friendzoning is a thing then clearly you’re a fucktrumpet but that’s beside the point.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. There are no punchcards to fill out to get to sex that you are apparently entitled to.

There is no friendzone, there are only people who don’t know how to behave like they’re not five-year-olds who don’t know how to take “no” for an answer.

Now I’m going to sleep. Disrespectful misogynistic asswagons.

Wow. Fucktrumpet, Asswagons? You are amazing at swearing. Like seriously amazing.

FUCKTRUMPET.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out.

HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU

everyone better read that long amazing comment!!!!!!!

I wish boys were like this

andkimmm: i believe that when you know how to physically touch...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:15:24 -0400

andkimmm:

i believe that when you know how to physically touch a girl, is when you really have her. hand placement and the use of your hands is everything, remember that gentlemen.

Tristan + Isolde

Sun, 12 May 2013 16:30:59 -0400

Tristan + Isolde

tonylovesthecapsicle: onedirectioncutefacts: you know what it fucking sucks when you have so many...

Sun, 12 May 2013 15:52:33 -0400

tonylovesthecapsicle:

onedirectioncutefacts:

you know what it fucking sucks when you have so many books to read but school keeps getting in the fucking way and you just get homework everyday and it’s like goddamn it motherfucker i juST WANT TO FUCKING READ MY BOOKS I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SCHOOL I WANT TO READ MY FUCKING BOOKS

John Green's tumblr: The Commencement Address

Sun, 12 May 2013 11:22:02 -0400

John Green's tumblr: The Commencement Address:

fishingboatproceeds:

Some people have asked to read the commencement address I delivered this morning to the 2013 graduates of Butler University. So here it is.

My own commencement speaker, who shall remain nameless, began with a lame joke about how these speeches only come in two varieties: Short and bad. This…

holy shittt

Sun, 12 May 2013 11:14:12 -0400

holy shittt

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Sun, 12 May 2013 11:13:26 -0400

ruineshumaines: Hesitate // Activate // Deviate by Alexa Meade...

Sun, 12 May 2013 11:08:08 -0400

ruineshumaines:

Hesitate // Activate // Deviate by Alexa Meade & Sheila Vand.

Photographs of a portrait Alexa Meade painted on performance artist Sheila Vand’s body while submerged in a pool of milk.

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Sun, 12 May 2013 11:06:27 -0400

epic-lee: WTF THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE

Sun, 12 May 2013 11:06:02 -0400

epic-lee:

WTF THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE

akam80thewolf: horror-is-not-dead: 1983, a team of deeply...

Sun, 12 May 2013 11:02:50 -0400

akam80thewolf:

horror-is-not-dead:

1983, a team of deeply pious scientists conducted a radical experiment in an undisclosed facility. The scientists had theorized that a human without access to any senses or ways to perceive stimuli would be able to perceive the presence of God.

They believed that the five senses clouded our awareness of eternity, and without them, a human could actually establish contact with God by thought. An elderly man who claimed to have “nothing left to live for” was the only test subject to volunteer. To purge him of all his senses, the scientists performed a complex operation in which every sensory nerve connection to the brain was surgically severed.* Although the test subject retained full muscular function, he could not see, hear, taste, smell, or feel. With no possible way to communicate with or even sense the outside world, he was alone with his thoughts.

Scientists monitored him as he spoke aloud about his state of mind in jumbled, slurred sentences that he couldn’t even hear. After four days, the man claimed to be hearing hushed, unintelligible voices in his head. Assuming it was an onset of psychosis, the scientists paid little attention to the man’s concerns.

Two days later, the man cried that he could hear his dead wife speaking with him, and even more, he could communicate back. The scientists were intrigued, but were not convinced until the subject started naming dead relatives of the scientists. He repeated personal information to the scientists that only their dead spouses and parents would have known. At this point, a sizable portion of scientists left the study.

After a week of conversing with the deceased through his thoughts, the subject became distressed, saying the voices were overwhelming. In every waking moment, his consciousness was bombarded by hundreds of voices that refused to leave him alone. He frequently threw himself against the wall, trying to elicit a pain response. He begged the scientists for sedatives, so he could escape the voices by sleeping. This tactic worked for three days, until he started having severe night terrors. The subject repeatedly said that he could see and hear the deceased in his dreams.

Only a day later, the subject began to scream and claw at his non-functional eyes, hoping to sense something in the physical world. The hysterical subject now said the voices of the dead were deafening and hostile, speaking of hell and the end of the world. At one point, he yelled “No heaven, no forgiveness” for five hours straight. He continually begged to be killed, but the scientists were convinced that he was close to establishing contact with God.

After another day, the subject could no longer form coherent sentences. Seemingly mad, he started to bite off chunks of flesh from his arm. The scientists rushed into the test chamber and restrained him to a table so he could not kill himself. After a few hours of being tied down, the subject halted his struggling and screaming. He stared blankly at the ceiling as teardrops silently streaked across his face. For two weeks, the subject had to be manually rehydrated due to the constant crying. Eventually, he turned his head and, despite his blindness, made focused eye contact with a scientist for the first time in the study.

He whispered “I have spoken with God, and He has abandoned us” and his vital signs stopped.

There was no apparent cause of death.

dailyp0rn: Oh

Sun, 12 May 2013 10:02:18 -0400

dailyp0rn:

Oh

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